1 00:00:06,090 --> 00:00:13,050 Dear Diary, I had another boring day at school today, so to keep 2 00:00:13,050 --> 00:00:18,410 my mind busy, I kept thinking about my stepdad. Oh my god, so fucking sexy. 3 00:00:19,150 --> 00:00:24,010 I really shouldn't be thinking of him in that way, but I just can't help myself. 4 00:00:24,890 --> 00:00:28,230 He has such a sexy ass. I want to lick it. 5 00:00:30,090 --> 00:00:33,110 One of these days, I'll get him alone and see what happens. 6 00:00:33,660 --> 00:00:35,680 And I think you know what I mean, diary. 7 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:37,300 Yummy. 8 00:00:38,180 --> 00:00:41,880 Anyways, I have to finish my homework, so talk to you later. 9 00:01:24,810 --> 00:01:25,810 Excuse me. 10 00:01:26,490 --> 00:01:27,490 What? 11 00:01:27,830 --> 00:01:31,570 Look, we've talked about this before, okay? 12 00:01:34,030 --> 00:01:39,310 What are you doing watching the TV, all right? Why can't I... As soon as you get 13 00:01:39,310 --> 00:01:43,970 home from school, you go straight to your room and you finish your homework. 14 00:01:45,030 --> 00:01:47,230 You're not my dad. I don't have to listen to you. 15 00:01:48,310 --> 00:01:51,630 Look, your mother and I have gone over this again and again. 16 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:53,540 So go with it again and again. 17 00:01:53,820 --> 00:01:57,580 And we've seen your grades, okay? 18 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:05,980 We want someone, one of these new kids, to end up in college, okay? 19 00:02:08,039 --> 00:02:12,020 You know, you don't want to end up in some trade school like your brother, do 20 00:02:12,020 --> 00:02:18,140 you? You know, I mean, do you want to be a plumber? Is that your high 21 00:02:18,140 --> 00:02:20,700 expectations or, I mean? 22 00:02:21,180 --> 00:02:26,620 Look, we're not having this. I know I'm not your real father and you're having 23 00:02:26,620 --> 00:02:31,500 trouble accepting that fact, but when I lay down the law, it's got to be done. 24 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:32,640 You understand? 25 00:02:33,460 --> 00:02:36,720 No. I'm not listening to you. Where's Mom? 26 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:39,800 I'm going to get to the bottom of this. 27 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:46,960 What? Look, I am going to find out. 28 00:02:52,489 --> 00:02:53,489 Teddy! 29 00:02:53,770 --> 00:02:55,210 Are you on drugs? No! 30 00:02:55,630 --> 00:02:58,110 You have drugs in here. No, no, no! 31 00:02:58,470 --> 00:02:59,470 Then what? 32 00:02:59,590 --> 00:03:00,950 Then let me look through it. 33 00:03:06,290 --> 00:03:09,150 That's not mine, I promise. That's not mine. 34 00:03:12,050 --> 00:03:14,510 What? You're going to tell me you're holding it for a friend? 35 00:03:14,710 --> 00:03:15,609 Yeah, huh? 36 00:03:15,610 --> 00:03:17,710 Jessica, she likes to watch it. 37 00:03:19,130 --> 00:03:20,770 I promised her I would hold it. 38 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,700 You wait till your mother gets home. 39 00:03:25,460 --> 00:03:26,700 Wait till she sees this. 40 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:29,520 You know how your mother's going to react, okay? 41 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,320 Please don't show her. She is already on medication. 42 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,600 You don't need to be screwing with her. 43 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,280 But it's not mine. 44 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:39,400 Look. 45 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:40,638 It's not. 46 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,960 I have had enough of your lip. 47 00:03:43,540 --> 00:03:45,620 Do you want me to do what I used to do to my kids? 48 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:47,240 But I'm not your kid. 49 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:50,080 Well, you are now. 50 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,480 Okay, wiggle. 51 00:04:00,590 --> 00:04:03,430 type of insubordination in my house. 52 00:04:03,670 --> 00:04:04,670 You understand? 53 00:04:06,070 --> 00:04:07,290 That's not fair! 54 00:04:07,650 --> 00:04:14,630 What else do we have? 55 00:04:16,730 --> 00:04:17,950 What the hell? 56 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:31,760 I can see. 57 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,060 What the hell? What are you? No! 58 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:40,100 Peg? 59 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:41,800 You just stay there. 60 00:04:44,340 --> 00:04:45,340 Oh, 61 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:48,940 a diary, huh? Maybe we can get to the bottom of this. 62 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,300 honest with it. 63 00:05:01,740 --> 00:05:05,620 I am honest with you guys. Your diary. Shut up. 64 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:08,540 I had another point day in school. 65 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:14,560 So to keep my mind busy, I kept thinking about my stepdad. 66 00:05:17,180 --> 00:05:24,020 Oh my God. I really shouldn't be thinking 67 00:05:24,020 --> 00:05:28,280 of him in this way, but I can't. 68 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:40,380 He has such a sexy ass that I just 69 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:45,520 want to lick it one of these days. I'll get him a line. 70 00:05:48,220 --> 00:05:49,220 Look. 71 00:05:51,460 --> 00:05:53,620 This is not appropriate. 72 00:05:54,140 --> 00:05:56,760 You shouldn't be thinking that way. Do you understand? 73 00:05:57,620 --> 00:05:59,560 I can think however I want. 74 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:02,220 Yeah, you like slapping my butt? 75 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:13,440 Not when I'm punishing you, okay? 76 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:17,200 Doesn't look like punishment. No? 77 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:18,440 No. 78 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,240 What does it look like? 79 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:28,840 You call that punishment? 80 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:43,700 I think maybe we should, uh, probably stop this and wait till your 81 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:49,720 mother gets home to, uh, to 82 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,520 rep. Oh. 83 00:06:52,340 --> 00:06:53,380 Rep, rep. 84 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,140 I command you. 85 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:57,500 Why? 86 00:06:58,020 --> 00:06:59,020 Look at you. 87 00:07:00,740 --> 00:07:03,140 I think maybe we should just... 88 00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:14,230 Here, maybe you can find something on TV to watch, and I'll just 89 00:07:14,230 --> 00:07:16,190 go. 90 00:07:17,490 --> 00:07:19,210 This is my remote right here. 91 00:07:22,190 --> 00:07:23,190 Really? 92 00:07:25,550 --> 00:07:28,270 God, this is wrong. 93 00:07:29,790 --> 00:07:31,010 Mom's not home. 94 00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:44,710 and every night maybe we can...